AwakeApparel Weekly Dispatch
If it’s too real for the news—it’s probably in here.
📅 Issue #01 · Week of June 22–28, 2025
🔖 Dispatch #01 · Jun 22–28 2025
🔍 Focus: WHO Pandemic Treaty Power Grab
🍹 Sip: Summer Solstice Spritz
THE SYSTEM GLITCH
WHO quietly grabs the steering wheel of the next pandemic
While the pundits screamed about debate drama, delegates in Geneva were busy handing the World Health Organization sweeping new powers. On May 20, the World Health Assembly adopted the first-ever Pandemic Agreement—a treaty that lets the WHO coordinate “equitable” access to vaccines, data-sharing of every new pathogen, and a mandatory compliance review of each member state’s health laws.
The treaty layers onto last year’s IHR amendments—giving the WHO legal teeth to push lockdowns, border controls, and digital health passes without parliamentary approval.
A skeleton key. No debate. No vote.
🔗 → Read the Treaty →
You didn’t vote for them. But they can still lock you down.
Clown World Round-up
🤡 Five real headlines you’d swear were satire:
1️⃣ Cow farts go carbon neutral
Washington lawmakers want every bovine burp on record. HB 1630 would make dairy farms file annual methane reports so the state can price cow emissions into its carbon market.
🧻 Regulate the ruminants.
2️⃣ Canada’s Strong Borders Act sneaks in warrant-free data grabs
Buried in Bill C-2: Police can compel ISPs to install surveillance backdoors and hand over subscriber info on reasonable suspicion—no judge required.
🔒 Privacy sold separately.
3️⃣ Your selfie can now diagnose your soul
French start-up Emobot green-lit to scan your face via phone camera and “detect depression.”
📱 Sad? There’s an app for that.
4️⃣ Editor fined for meme mocking censorship
German journalist sentenced to 7 months for posting satirical image of politician.
⚖️ Irony not admissible in court.
5️⃣ ChatGPT gets away with lying because “everyone knows it lies”
OpenAI defeats defamation suit by arguing hallucinations are understood.
🤖 Trust the glitch.
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CONSCIOUS SIP OF THE WEEK
🌞 Summer Solstice Spritz — Radiance you can sip. Zero regrets.
- 1 small cucumber, peeled + sliced (cooling & hydrating)
- Juice of 1 lime (alkalizing & refreshing)
- 4–6 fresh mint leaves (digestion + clarity)
- ¼ tsp mineral-rich sea salt (electrolyte boost)
- 1 tsp raw honey or monk fruit (optional—balance the tart)
- 1½ cups sparkling spring water (or structured water, chilled)
- Ice cubes or frozen cucumber coins
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🧠Truth Trigger: "Dehydration hides in plain sight—especially when your ‘refreshment’ is full of sugar.”
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THOUGHT TRIGGER
“If your worldview needs a fact-checker with a delete button...it’s not a worldview—it’s a firmware update”
🔁 Let that glitch echo
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COMPASS CHECK
Influencers sell dopamine. Builders plant anchor stones.
Likes evaporate; lifelines last generations.
We’re here to weld reality back together—one reclaimed truth, one off-grid solution, one family win at a time.
Less scrolling. More scaffolding.
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GLITCH LINKS & TOOLS
🔍 Truth Drops
• 📄 WHO Pandemic Treaty (Full PDF)
• 💼 Washington HB 1630 – Methane Bill
• ⚖️ Germany’s Free Speech Conviction (Case Summary)
🛠 Tools & Actions
• 🔐 Privacy Toolkit: Prepare for Bill C-2
FINAL TRANSMISSION
Forward this Dispatch to one person who still thinks reality comes pre-fact-checked.
We’ll be here.
Same glitch frequency.
Bigger signal next week. 🧠📡🔥
When unelected bodies grab power behind closed doors, the world needs more than breaking news—it needs decoded truth.
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