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AWAKEHOME™ - CLEANING RECIPES
🧼 AWAKEHOME™ – CLEANING RECIPES
Toxin-Free. Truth-Fueled. System-Resistant.
They sold us “clean” with a skull on the label.
Bleach for breakfast. Febreze in the lungs.
Air fresheners that cause asthma.
Laundry pods wrapped in propaganda.
Not here.
AWAKEHOME™ is the antidote to the household hijack—
a full-spectrum reclaiming of your space, your breath, and your damn countertops.
We don’t just clean homes.
We clean programming.
🧪 What This Is
A one-stop recipe vault for making your own DIY cleaning products—
without the carcinogens, greenwashed marketing, or supply chain slavery.
🧽 Easy-to-make
🧴 Wallet-friendly
🌍 Earth-safe
🧠 Conscious as f*ck
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Because detox doesn’t stop at your juice cleanse.
It starts with what touches your skin, coats your dishes, and lives in your air.
🧹 What’s Inside:
🧽 Core Cleaners
For the daily dirt and the energetic drag:
🧼 All-Purpose Cleaner – For surfaces, spirit, and sanity
🪟 Window & Glass Cleaner – See clearly, inside and out
🧼 Heavy-Duty Bathroom Scrub – Where soap scum meets its maker
🧽 Floor Cleaner – For hardwood, tile, and dignity
🦠 Disinfecting Spray – Because you don’t need carcinogens to be clean
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🧴 Dish + Laundry
Clean plates and clear conscience:
🍽️ Dish Soap – Cuts grease, not years off your life
💧 Dishwasher Rinse Aid – No water spots—no chemical rainbows
🧼 Dishwasher Tablets – So clean, they whistle conspiracy theories
👕 Laundry Detergent – Fresh clothes. No corporate residue
🛏️ Linen Spray – Dream better. Smell real
🧴 Fabric Softener – Skip the synthetic slime
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🛋 Surface Specials
Not all stains are physical. These help with both:
🧽 Carpet & Upholstery Spot Cleaner – For mystery stains & emotional ones
🪑 Wood Furniture Polish – Shine, but make it conscious
🛌 Mattress Freshener Spray – Because your bed deserves better than Febreze
🚽 Toilet Bowl Cleaner – Drop the bomb on bathroom toxins
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🌬 Room & Air Enhancers
Breathe like you’re not living in a chemical war zone:
🌸 Air Freshener Spray – No phthalates. Just vibes
🗑️ Garbage Can Deodorizer Bombs – Drop it like it’s toxic (because it is)
🚰 Drain Refresher – For when your sink smells like defeat
🥶 Fridge Cleaner & Deodorizer – Moldy strawberries never stood a chance
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🛠 Heavy Hitters
When it’s time to get aggressive (safely):
🔥 Oven Cleaner (No-Gag Version) – Clean your oven without dying inside
🧽 Floor Degreaser – Garage spills. Kitchen sins. No mercy
🧱 Wall Scuff Remover – For every “what the hell did the kids do this time?” mark
🏷️ Sticker Residue Remover – Because capitalism labels everything
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🔮 BONUS
🐾 Pet-Safe Carpet Freshener Powder – For fur and freedom
✨ Stainless Steel Polish – Make your appliances reflect your glow-up
☣️ Mold and Mildew Remover – For the silent spreaders hiding in your walls
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💥 Why It Matters
This isn’t about DIY for the sake of aesthetics.
It’s about sovereignty. Awareness. Taking your power back—
One surface. One spray. One sacred home at a time.
You don’t need to be a chemist.
You just need to care.
Let’s clean house—literally and energetically.