AWAKEHOME™ - CLEANING RECIPES

🧼 AWAKEHOME™ – CLEANING RECIPES

Toxin-Free. Truth-Fueled. System-Resistant.


They sold us “clean” with a skull on the label.

Bleach for breakfast. Febreze in the lungs.

Air fresheners that cause asthma.

Laundry pods wrapped in propaganda.


Not here.


AWAKEHOME™ is the antidote to the household hijack—

a full-spectrum reclaiming of your space, your breath, and your damn countertops.


We don’t just clean homes.

We clean programming.


🧪 What This Is

A one-stop recipe vault for making your own DIY cleaning products—

without the carcinogens, greenwashed marketing, or supply chain slavery.


🧽 Easy-to-make

🧴 Wallet-friendly

🌍 Earth-safe

🧠 Conscious as f*ck


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Because detox doesn’t stop at your juice cleanse.

It starts with what touches your skin, coats your dishes, and lives in your air.



🧹 What’s Inside:

🧽 Core Cleaners

For the daily dirt and the energetic drag:

🧼 All-Purpose Cleaner – For surfaces, spirit, and sanity

🪟 Window & Glass Cleaner – See clearly, inside and out

🧼 Heavy-Duty Bathroom Scrub – Where soap scum meets its maker

🧽 Floor Cleaner – For hardwood, tile, and dignity

🦠 Disinfecting Spray – Because you don’t need carcinogens to be clean

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🧴 Dish + Laundry

Clean plates and clear conscience:

🍽️ Dish Soap – Cuts grease, not years off your life

💧 Dishwasher Rinse Aid – No water spots—no chemical rainbows

🧼 Dishwasher Tablets – So clean, they whistle conspiracy theories

👕 Laundry Detergent – Fresh clothes. No corporate residue

🛏️ Linen Spray – Dream better. Smell real

🧴 Fabric Softener – Skip the synthetic slime

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🛋 Surface Specials

Not all stains are physical. These help with both:

🧽 Carpet & Upholstery Spot Cleaner – For mystery stains & emotional ones

🪑 Wood Furniture Polish – Shine, but make it conscious

🛌 Mattress Freshener Spray – Because your bed deserves better than Febreze

🚽 Toilet Bowl Cleaner – Drop the bomb on bathroom toxins

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🌬 Room & Air Enhancers

Breathe like you’re not living in a chemical war zone:

🌸 Air Freshener Spray – No phthalates. Just vibes

🗑️ Garbage Can Deodorizer Bombs – Drop it like it’s toxic (because it is)

🚰 Drain Refresher – For when your sink smells like defeat

🥶 Fridge Cleaner & Deodorizer – Moldy strawberries never stood a chance

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🛠 Heavy Hitters

When it’s time to get aggressive (safely):

🔥 Oven Cleaner (No-Gag Version) – Clean your oven without dying inside

🧽 Floor Degreaser – Garage spills. Kitchen sins. No mercy

🧱 Wall Scuff Remover – For every “what the hell did the kids do this time?” mark

🏷️ Sticker Residue Remover – Because capitalism labels everything

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🔮 BONUS

🐾 Pet-Safe Carpet Freshener Powder – For fur and freedom

✨ Stainless Steel Polish – Make your appliances reflect your glow-up

☣️ Mold and Mildew Remover – For the silent spreaders hiding in your walls

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💥 Why It Matters

This isn’t about DIY for the sake of aesthetics.

It’s about sovereignty. Awareness. Taking your power back—

One surface. One spray. One sacred home at a time.

You don’t need to be a chemist.

You just need to care.

Let’s clean house—literally and energetically.

Because your home is not a testing ground for corporate toxins.