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Heavy-Duty Bathroom Scrub â Where soap scum mee...
They sold us bleach in a bottle with bubbles on itâand called it âclean.â But behind the frothy lie is a toxic brew that pollutes our lungs and poisons our...
Heavy-Duty Bathroom Scrub â Where soap scum mee...
They sold us bleach in a bottle with bubbles on itâand called it âclean.â But behind the frothy lie is a toxic brew that pollutes our lungs and poisons our...
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All-Purpose Cleanerâ For surfaces, spirit, and ...
They called it "Lemon Fresh," but your nose knows better. That harsh sting? Itâs not citrusâitâs chemical warfare disguised as cleanliness. Beneath every synthetic scent lies a solvent-soaked illusion. Want...
All-Purpose Cleanerâ For surfaces, spirit, and ...
They called it "Lemon Fresh," but your nose knows better. That harsh sting? Itâs not citrusâitâs chemical warfare disguised as cleanliness. Beneath every synthetic scent lies a solvent-soaked illusion. Want...
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Window & Glass Cleaner â See clearly, inside an...
They convinced you your windows need to smell like chemicals to be clean. That clarity comes from a blue bottle. But real clarity? Thatâs DIY, toxin-free, and sharper than ever....
Window & Glass Cleaner â See clearly, inside an...
They convinced you your windows need to smell like chemicals to be clean. That clarity comes from a blue bottle. But real clarity? Thatâs DIY, toxin-free, and sharper than ever....
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Wood Furniture Polish â Shine, but make it cons...
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Wood Furniture Polish â Shine, but make it cons...
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AWAKEHOMEâą - CLEANING RECIPES
đ§Œ AWAKEHOMEâą â CLEANING RECIPES
Toxin-Free. Truth-Fueled. System-Resistant.
They sold us âcleanâ with a skull on the label.
Bleach for breakfast. Febreze in the lungs.
Air fresheners that cause asthma.
Laundry pods wrapped in propaganda.
Not here.
AWAKEHOMEâą is the antidote to the household hijackâ
a full-spectrum reclaiming of your space, your breath, and your damn countertops.
We donât just clean homes.
We clean programming.
đ§Ș What This Is
A one-stop recipe vault for making your own DIY cleaning productsâ
without the carcinogens, greenwashed marketing, or supply chain slavery.
đ§œ Easy-to-make
đ§Ž Wallet-friendly
đ Earth-safe
đ§ Conscious as f*ck
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Because detox doesnât stop at your juice cleanse.
It starts with what touches your skin, coats your dishes, and lives in your air.

đ§č Whatâs Inside:
đ§œ Core Cleaners
For the daily dirt and the energetic drag:
đ§Œ All-Purpose Cleaner â For surfaces, spirit, and sanity
đȘ Window & Glass Cleaner â See clearly, inside and out
đ§Œ Heavy-Duty Bathroom Scrub â Where soap scum meets its maker
đ§œ Floor Cleaner â For hardwood, tile, and dignity
đŠ Disinfecting Spray â Because you donât need carcinogens to be clean
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đ§Ž Dish + Laundry
Clean plates and clear conscience:
đœïž Dish Soap â Cuts grease, not years off your life
đ§ Dishwasher Rinse Aid â No water spotsâno chemical rainbows
đ§Œ Dishwasher Tablets â So clean, they whistle conspiracy theories
đ Laundry Detergent â Fresh clothes. No corporate residue
đïž Linen Spray â Dream better. Smell real
đ§Ž Fabric Softener â Skip the synthetic slime
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đ Surface Specials
Not all stains are physical. These help with both:
đ§œ Carpet & Upholstery Spot Cleaner â For mystery stains & emotional ones
đȘ Wood Furniture Polish â Shine, but make it conscious
đ Mattress Freshener Spray â Because your bed deserves better than Febreze
đœ Toilet Bowl Cleaner â Drop the bomb on bathroom toxins
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đŹ Room & Air Enhancers
Breathe like youâre not living in a chemical war zone:
đž Air Freshener Spray â No phthalates. Just vibes
đïž Garbage Can Deodorizer Bombs â Drop it like itâs toxic (because it is)
đ° Drain Refresher â For when your sink smells like defeat
đ„¶ Fridge Cleaner & Deodorizer â Moldy strawberries never stood a chance
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đ Heavy Hitters
When itâs time to get aggressive (safely):
đ„ Oven Cleaner (No-Gag Version) â Clean your oven without dying inside
đ§œ Floor Degreaser â Garage spills. Kitchen sins. No mercy
đ§± Wall Scuff Remover â For every âwhat the hell did the kids do this time?â mark
đ·ïž Sticker Residue Remover â Because capitalism labels everything
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đź BONUS
đŸ Pet-Safe Carpet Freshener Powder â For fur and freedom
âš Stainless Steel Polish â Make your appliances reflect your glow-up
âŁïž Mold and Mildew Remover â For the silent spreaders hiding in your walls
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đ„ Why It Matters
This isnât about DIY for the sake of aesthetics.
Itâs about sovereignty. Awareness. Taking your power backâ
One surface. One spray. One sacred home at a time.
You donât need to be a chemist.
You just need to care.
Letâs clean houseâliterally and energetically.